Monday, April 5, 2010

Alice and Wonderland *MOVIE REVIEW*

Well,I was watching the celebrity apprentice...then I decided to go to the movies with Susanna and Brooke.. we saw Alice in Wonderland...it was pretty much the creepiest movie ever and soooo hard to follow!! Here's what I got out of it: a little girl was about to be proposed to and saw a rabbit...ran after it..fell down a hole..met a caterpillar and Johnny depp...got scratched by a dog..met a queen with a wierd foreheads and got into a fight with her while she was on the queen's sister's side (Anne Hathaway) and i guess she won...and she makes it back to real life where she learns some big lesson about growing up...Seriously this movie was dumb I give it an 1 star out of 5 stars.

Anyways...the best part of the movie was the end. Susanna and Brooke love to sit and watch the credits at the end till the very last thing on the screen is over...It's so embarrasing... Oh well we read the credits of the movie and everyone's name was soo funny...Like they were all foreign people with randomlast names haha.

Anyway, for the first hour and a half I saw of the apprentice Rob Blagoavich was the captain and he totally fails at leaing people ( much like his governor-ship -*cough*) Also, I learned that he really needs a wax job on those eyebrows...they are growing into his eyelids GROSS!! And that one girl--I forgot her name--was the Tenacity leader and he knew what she was doing. The captians were sent to Orlando for their assignment to build a 3D Harry potter experience thingy...It was weird. The girls were organized since the captians
at least knew how to EMAIL and TEXT!! Rob B. fails at life he can't even do that!! Oh well...I hope the boys won because I would
love to see Cindi Lauper gone...



Anyway...now I am waching High School Musical 3 on Disney...I know lame
right...But, it has made me think up my new question of the day:

What if life were a musical??? Wouldn't it be awesome??


But then I realised it would stink to have life as a musical because you would have to hear A LOT of terrible singers (including ME). So, I am not going to change life as we know it into a musical or go to wonderland because both would suck.

TWO things I learned today
1) Never remake a Disney made cartoon movie into a creepy version ( even if that's how the book goes)
2) Leave the musicals to Zac Effron and Vannessa Hudgens.


ONE thing I will work on
1)Learn to be like Susanna and Brooke and enjoy watching movie credits
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Wait what am I kidding??? I do what I want. I will not conform to their strange movie traditions.

That is all. Peace out.

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